Bogus Sales Gimmick of the Week: Free Haggus

It's What's For Dinner ... If You Buy a House Today

Sound the bagpipes! In honor of our Gaelic brethren who put the “Scot” in “Scottsdale,” the bogus sales gimmick of the upcoming week is all you can eat haggus for two at the local pub of your choosing. Sign a listing agreement or exclusive buyer’s representation agreement with Ray & Paul today, sup on stomach-encased sheep’s pluck tomorrow! What do you have to lose aside from a few seared taste buds?

Offer good for a limited time in a parallel dimension only.

Who says buying and selling homes is no laughing matter?

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  • Lenza

    I’ll hold off until the company picnic.

    Observation … Do you know your website requires a name and e-mail address before posting a comment? Could be hindering traffic–

  • Only thing to keep spam away from us WordPress warriors, Lenza. You wouldn’t believe the volume when you eliminate the filter of having to manually input a name/valid email. Comment volume will never be the same as a multi-author format, but that’s okay. I find consumers typically read, but are shy to comment.

    Speaking of spam, thinking about serving it at the company picnic.

  • Paul – Taser International, really? Ouch. The rest of the reasons are just fabulous, Paul. Less that…:-)
    .-= inna hardison´s last blog ..Welcome to ha media group =-.

  • I think we might still have Ted Williams’ frozen head lying around here somewhere, too, Inna.

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