Tag Archive: Bogus Gimmick of the Week

The Bogus Gimmick of the Week: Calling All Carnivores!

Man was not meant to live on plants alone.  It’s true.  For the fruit and nuts enthusiasts in our midst, I point to the presence of your canines as proof that you are doing it wrong.  While your squeamish frontal lobe may prevent you from supping on our furry friends, your crocodilian brain never stops…

The Bogus Gimmick of the Week: Free-Falling

Last week’s stint in the frozen food section didn’t cool you all the way off, you say? That’s the thing about summer.  It’s still summer when you go back outside.  What if I were to up the ante and solicit your business with the promise of something a bit more lasting?  For this week, and…

Bogus Sales Gimmick of the Week: Human Popsicle

The tax credit has come and gone.  The snowbirds have returned to their assorted tundras for the thaw.  The Memorial Day throng is now a memory.  What is a salesman to resort to when his resort town trades an idyllic spring for the mercury-bending summer that looms larger than Kirstie Alley at a Weight-Watchers’ reunion? …

Bogus Sales Gimmick of the Week: Free Haggus

It's What's For Dinner ... If You Buy a House Today

Sound the bagpipes! In honor of our Gaelic brethren who put the “Scot” in “Scottsdale,” the bogus sales gimmick of the upcoming week is all you can eat haggus for two at the local pub of your choosing. Sign a listing agreement or exclusive buyer’s representation agreement with Ray & Paul today, sup on stomach-encased…

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